Put 100 Pennies in the Jar Before the Mods break the jar

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    #1276
    22. News reporter penny who suspects that there's been some strange business in the jar and immediately writes a juicy news piece on it
    “Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.” ― Beatrix Potter
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    #1277
    23. News reporter penny's editor who makes it their job to make whichever penny is the protagonist of the story look bad. 
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    Originally SoraKairiGirl from VMKM

    "Saying that people can't be sad because others have it worse is just like saying people can't be happy because others have it better."
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    #1278
    24. Boss penny who owns the news business and just bosses everyone around while it sits in its office and plays solitaire all day
    “Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.” ― Beatrix Potter
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    #1279
    25. The protagonist's mother penny.
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    Originally SoraKairiGirl from VMKM

    "Saying that people can't be sad because others have it worse is just like saying people can't be happy because others have it better."
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    #1280
    26. The husband of 25 that never supported the protagonist as child due to its demanding job that required it to be away from its family for a long time
    “Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.” ― Beatrix Potter
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    #1281
    27. A penny that's run out of ideas and is surprised a mod hasn't broken the jar yet. 
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    Originally SoraKairiGirl from VMKM

    "Saying that people can't be sad because others have it worse is just like saying people can't be happy because others have it better."
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    #1282
    28. Penny that is convinced that there are no longer any moderators, and subsequently nominates Lolita as ultraqueen of the website
    “Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.” ― Beatrix Potter
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    #1283
    29. Penny which overthrows Ultraqueen Lolita in favor of Sheen's Ultralord penny.
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    Originally SoraKairiGirl from VMKM

    "Saying that people can't be sad because others have it worse is just like saying people can't be happy because others have it better."
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    #1284
    staff
    I, Evil Lord HAMD has dethroned all ultralords, queens, any any other forms of authority/royalty in this thread.

    Oh, and I also broke the jar and stole all 29 pennies!

    Yes, I just did that! :o

    Carry on, peasants MUAHAHA!
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    #1285
    1. Surprisingly thankful penny.
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    Originally SoraKairiGirl from VMKM

    "Saying that people can't be sad because others have it worse is just like saying people can't be happy because others have it better."
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    #1286
    2. Penny that was separated from its mother, penny number 22 from the other jar, and is now very lonely
    “Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.” ― Beatrix Potter
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    #1287
    3. Animal Crossing villager penny, who immediately befriends the second penny by offering him an exotic shelf in exchange for his fire extinguisher.
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    Originally SoraKairiGirl from VMKM

    "Saying that people can't be sad because others have it worse is just like saying people can't be happy because others have it better."
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    #1288
    4. The equivalent to Resetti, but in penny form
    “Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.” ― Beatrix Potter
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    #1289
    5. Silly penny villager, specifically named Hans [which actually has nothing to do with Frozen], who hands off his expensive laptop for a sea bass, the most common fish in many games.
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    Originally SoraKairiGirl from VMKM

    "Saying that people can't be sad because others have it worse is just like saying people can't be happy because others have it better."
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    #1290
    6. Sea bass penny
    “Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.” ― Beatrix Potter
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